Two Essex girls walk up to a perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle.
Sharon sprays it on her wrist and smells it, "That's quite nice innit, don't you fink Trace?"
"Yeah whats it called... 'Viens a moi'"
"Viens A Moi, what the f**k does that mean?"
At this stage the assistant offers some help. "Viens a moi, ladies is French for 'come to me' "
Sharon takes another sniff and offers her arm to Tracy again, saying "That don't smell like come to me Trace. Does it smell like cum to you?