Friday, February 03, 2006

Viens a moi

Two Essex girls walk up to a perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle.

Sharon sprays it on her wrist and smells it, "That's quite nice innit, don't you fink Trace?"

"Yeah whats it called... 'Viens a moi'"

"Viens A Moi, what the f**k does that mean?"

At this stage the assistant offers some help. "Viens a moi, ladies is French for 'come to me' "

Sharon takes another sniff and offers her arm to Tracy again, saying "That don't smell like come to me Trace. Does it smell like cum to you?

5 comments:

fatmammycat said...

Ahahahahahaha, I'm stealing that one for later. Well played toots.

BLaCkFeLiNe said...

hahhaa..Viens a moi indeed.:p...

Jokemail said...

I must admit I haven't checked to see if it really is French for 'come to me', but I don'tthink it realy matters

Anonymous said...

huh?...ohhh..

Gorilla Bananas said...

Oh, it was THIS one.