Thursday, September 27, 2007

Two hillbillies

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. After ordering their cornbread and beans they talk about the latest addition to their junkyard business.

Suddenly a woman at a nearby table who is eating a sandwich begins to cough. After a minute or so it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swaller?”

The woman shakes her head.

"Kin ya breathe?"

She shakes her head.

The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head NO.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and expels the obstruction which flies out of her mouth.

As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks back to his seat. His partner says " Ya know, I'd heered 'bout that there Hind Lick Maneuver, but I ain't never seed nobody do it."

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