Friday, October 12, 2007

MY LIVING WILL

The other night, my friend and I were sitting in her living room, and I said to
her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and
fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

She got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out my wine.

She's such a bitch.

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