Friday, November 30, 2007

Little Johnny

Little Johnny came home from school one day slightly
confused. His mother is Jewish and his father is black.

So Johnny asks, Mommy, am I more Jewish or more black?"

"Does it really matter? If you want to know for sure you'll just
have to ask your father," his mother tells him.

So, Little Johnny asks his father, "Daddy, am I more Jewish or more
black?"

"What the hell kind of a question is that? Why do you want to know if
you're more Jewish or more black?" asks his dad.

"Well, it's like this dad... Tommy down the street wants to sell his
bicycle for $50, and I don't know whether to Jew him down to $25, or
wait until it's dark and just steal the fuckin' thing."

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