Friday, December 07, 2007

Nosy neighbors

Dave comes home from work one afternoon and is stopped by his neighbor.

“It may be none of my business, but this afternoon a strange man came to your house and your wife let him in. I peeked through the curtains and saw them making wild, passionate love.”

Dave said,” Was he short, about 5′8″?

“Yes”, the neighbor answers, “I believe he was.”

“Did he have a droopy eye, and appear drunk?” Dave asked.

“Yes”, the neighbor agrees.

“Then that was the mailman, Jim, “Dave responds”. “He’ll screw
anyone!”

Dave said,” Was he short, about 5′8″?

“Yes”, the neighbor answers, “I believe he was.”

“Did he have a droopy eye, and appear drunk?” Dave asked.

“Yes”, the neighbor agrees.

“Then that was the mailman, Jim," Dave responds. “He’ll screw
anyone!”

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