Wednesday, August 13, 2008

PEANUTS

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors to Ayr when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.

After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.

She repeats this gesture about five more times.

When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady, "Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?"

"We can't chew them because we've no teeth," she replied.

The puzzled driver asks, "Why do you buy them then?"

The old lady replied, "We just love the chocolate around them."

4 comments:

hurling frootmig said...

once again, the oldies are the godies!

Jupiter's Girl said...

It's just plain gross is what it is. Yech.

Hey, hurling frootmig. Welcome.

hurling frootmig said...

an ameriacan touring the yorkshire dales happen upon an old guy sat at a table with some bags on it.
"hey buddy, what you got there?"
"thems learning pills."
"learning pills huh, and how much are they?"
"£5 an bag"
"£5 huh? and how many bags would i need?"
"at least two"
so the american hands over ten pounds, opens a bag and puts a handfull into his mouth.
"bleuurgh!!! thats sheep shit! you've conned me!"
"aaah! your learning!"

now THATS gross!!

Jupiter's Girl said...

Yeah, that was gross too. Thanks for my daily shudder.