A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "hey you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair - given that you are blind - that you should know five things:
1. THE BARTENDER IS A BLONDE GIRL WITH A BASEBALL BAT.
2. THE BOUNCER IS A BLONDE GIRL.
3. I'M A 6 FOOT TALL, 175 LB BLONDE WOMAN WITH A BLACK BELT IN KARATE.
4. THE WOMAN SITTING NEXT TO ME IS BLONDE AND A PROFESSIONAL WEIGHTLIFTER.
5. THE LADY TO YOUR RIGHT IS BLONDE AND A PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER.
Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No...
not if I'm gonna have to explain it fives times."