Friday, October 24, 2008

Farmer and the Cow

A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all depressed.

His friend asked him why he was looking depressed and he replied, "Some things you just can't explain. This morning I was outside milking. As soon as the bucket was full the cow kicked it down with his left foot so I tied up his left to a pole.
I began to fill up the bucket again and he kicked it down with his right foot, so I tied his right to a pole too.

As soon as I finished milkin' him again he knocked down the bucket with his with his tail and I took off my belt and tied up his tail with my belt.

As I was tying up his tail, my pants dropped down, then my wife came out and well, trust me, some things you just can't explain!

2 comments:

Kim Ayres said...

Of course, if the farmer was tying "his" legs to the poles and "his" tail up, it was no cow he was milking. My guess is that would make it even harder to explain...

Jupiter's Girl said...

I thought the joke was going towards why the pail was full despite it being a male cow.