Thursday, October 30, 2008

A few from Cappy...

Q: What's black and squeals like f***?
A: Stevie Wonder answering the iron

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Researchers have discovered that excessive masturbation can cause dyslexia. hwoeevr, tish is olny in etxrerem of slef absue

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Ten things men know about women:

1 they have a vaginal opening.
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10 Oh, and tits!

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Wayne Rooneys new haircut was a misunderstanding. Allegedly, Colleen was offered £100,000 by Playboy to shave her twat

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the Irish potato famine 1845:
The potato crop failed and approx 1 million irish people starved to death.
That's Ireland. a small land mass surrounded by sea.
I mean, for f***S sake, did none of the stupid c***s think of going fishing.


(Thanks, Cappy.)

2 comments:

cappy said...

my pleasure!

Jupiter's Girl said...

But, really, why didn't anyone think of catching some fish during the potato famine? That one made me think. Laughed first at the funny idea of it, but then I wondered. (I'm sure they had a good reason, eh?)