Thursday, May 29, 2008

Congressman's Money

A thief stuck a pistol in a man's ribs and said, "Give me your money."

The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said "You cannot do this, I'm a United States congressman!"

The thief said, "In that case, give me my money!"

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Gas Woes - part 3 of 4