Tuesday, February 10, 2009

A Thief in Paris

A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.
After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van.

However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, 'Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings.'

I had no Monet

to buy Degas

to make the Van Gogh.'

See if you have De Gaulle to repeat this.

I told you because I figured I had nothing Toulouse.

2 comments:

the broken down barman said...

clever. sounds like a two ronnies joke. best yet.

Jupiter's Girl said...

Send me your 2 Ronnies jokes please. I don't think I've ever heard one.