Sunday, March 01, 2009

New Bra

Dr Calvin Rickson, Professor of Sports Medicine at Texas A&M University,
has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and
bouncing, and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric
when cold weather sets in.

At a news conference, after announcing the invention, a large group of
men took Dr Rickson outside and kicked the shit out of him.

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