I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not
allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy' then he
would tell me to take a few days off. So, I hung upside-down on the
ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending
to be a light bulb, so that the Boss might think I was 'Crazy' and give
me a few days off.
A few minutes later the boss came into the office and asked, 'What in
blazes are you doing?' I told him I was a light bulb. He said,'You are
clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.'
I jumped down and walked out of the office...
When my co-worker followed me, the Boss asked her, '...And where do you
think you're going?!'
She said, "I'm going too. I can't work in the dark."