Monday, October 12, 2009

Happy holiday

In honor of Christopher...

Today, in America, government workers have the day off from work because of Columbus's voyage and accidental discovery of this continent. Well, he didn't actually discover it because people were living here already. No matter, it's still a holiday. I take no credit for these silly jokes.

Where did Columbus first land in America?
On his feet!

Who was the first cat to discover America?
Christopher Columpuss!

How was Columbus's ship like an avid shopper?
They're both driven by sales!

What's the difference between one of Columbus's sailors and a monster ?
One left his Spain behind and the other left his brain behind!

What would you get if you crossed October 12 with Halloween?
Ghoulumbus Day!

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