Friday, May 01, 2009

Motivational posters, part 4 of 4




Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Motivational posters, part 2 of 4




Sunday, April 26, 2009

Booty Call Lines

BACK DOOR BOOTY CALL
May I push in your stool?

JOCK BOOTY CALL...RESIN
Hey babe, want to squeeze my resin bag? High five!

ZOMBIE BOOTY CALL...ARMS
You know what I like about you? My arms. Just don't pull on them too hard.

GEEK BOOTY CALL...BODY
One of my body parts is radioactive. Want to guess which one?

JOCK BOOTY CALL...BOX
Hey babe, can I get into your penalty box? High five!

ZOMBIE BOOTY CALL...MATCH
We're the perfect match--you're drop-dead gorgeous, and I recently dropped dead.

JOCK BOOTY CALL...MANEUVER
Hey babe, I'd like to try the Down and In maneuver on you. High five!

GEEK BOOTY CALL...LOOKS
You look just like my girlfriend avatar!

GEEK BOOTY CALL...HANDS
These calluses only mean I'm good with my hands.

ZOMBIE BOOTY CALL...MAP
Do you have a map? 'Cause I keep getting lost in your eyes...which would be delicious in a hollandaise sauce.

JOCK BOOTY CALL...SWEET
Hey babe, want to see the sweet spot on my bat? High five!

JOCK BOOTY CALL...UNNECESSARY
Hey babe, I hear you're into unnecessary roughness. High five!

ZOMBIE BOOTY CALL...HEART
I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart. I'm thinking it might be delicious in balsamic vinaigrette.

GEEK BOOTY CALL...BINARY
01101100110100010110011011!

GEEK BOOTY CALL... POWER-UP
When I look at you, there's a power-up in my pants.

ZOMBIE BOOTY CALL...JAW
Pardon me, I think I may have dropped something. Oh, it was my jaw. And damn, there goes the rest of my face!