Thursday, September 17, 2009

Ba Dumbump...

What's invisible and smells like carrots???
A: Bunny farts!

Where do you find a turtle with no arms and no legs?
A: Wherever you put it, dumbass.

What kind of fish does a dog catch?
A: Catfish.

What do you call 2 fleas on top of a bald head?
A: Homeless.

How do you get a hippopotamus in a mini-van?
A: Kick one of the elephants out.

Who do donkeys journey to the top of the mountain to see?
A: The Wiseass.

What goes moof?
A: A cow with buck teeth.

How do you talk to a fish?
A: You drop him a line.

What do you call a bunch of bunnies stepping backwards?
A: A receding hare line.

Why do gorillas have big noses?
A: Because they have big fingers

Monday, September 14, 2009

FLU UPDATE

What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu?



For bird flu you need tweetment and for swine flu you need oinkment.

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Yoga vs Drinking, part 2 of 2

Dolphin
Excellent for the shoulder area, thorax, legs, and arms.


Ananda Balasana
This position is great for masaging the hip area.


Malasana
This position, for ankles and back muscles.


Pigeon
Tones the body, and builds flexibility and helps get rid of 'stress'.



(Thanks to The Bearded One for providing this reason to laugh.)