Saturday, May 15, 2010

On Estrogen

10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "ESTROGEN ISSUES"

1.  Everyone around you has an attitude problem.

2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.

3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.

4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.

5. You 're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says: "How's my driving-call 1- 800-".

6.  Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.

7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from "outer space."

8.  All dept stores everywhere have changed the measurements and kept the same size tags inside their clothes.  That is the cruelist thing they could do.

9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.

10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.

2 comments:

SHE said...

LOL. Real Estrogen issues!

Jupiter's Girl said...

One can either laugh or one cry about it. :)