Being fed up with all the drummer jokes at his expense a drummer decides to change instruments.
He goes into a music shop to look around.
After about an hour the assistant comes up to him and asks if he has made up his mind.
"I can't decide," says the drummer, "between the big red trumpet or the piano accordion. I think I'll have both."
The assistant, without blinking says, "You can have the fire extinguisher but the radiator has to stay here."