Saturday, January 13, 2007

Ransom

A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. So she went to a playground, grabbed a kid, and took him behind a tree.

"I've kidnapped you!", said the blonde and then proceeded to write a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and place it under the pecan tree next to the playground. Signed, A Blonde."

The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show his parents.

The next morning the blonde checked under the tree and surely enough, a paper bad was sitting there. The Blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"

3 comments:

Jupiter's Girl said...

Yeah, us blondes should stick together. I don't see the humor in this either.

:)

merapuman said...

ha.. ha.. another blonde jokes .. funny man .. this is funny.

Kim Ayres said...

:)