Friday, February 16, 2007

Blonde with a flat

A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats, exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers...

Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up. It was not very long before police arrived.

The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What is going on here?"

"My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly.

"Well, what are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?!" asks the Officer.

"Oh, those are my emergency flashers!" she replied.

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me said...


Anonymous said...

I love blonde jokes. This one came from our very own Blonde Jupiter's Girl :)

Jupiter's Girl said...

I sent one recently to another blonde friend and she lambasted me for it.

Hmmph. If you can't take a joke...