Thursday, March 08, 2007

Keep That Old Motor Running

He was 80, she was 20.

It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old girl. After a year of marriage she went into hospital to give birth.

The nurse came out to congratulate the fellow saying, "This is amazing. How do you do it at your age?"

He answered, "You've got to keep that old motor running."

The following year the young bride gave birth again.

The same nurse said, "You really are amazing. How do you do it?"

He again said, "You've got to keep the old motor running."

The same thing happened the next year.

The nurse said, "Well, well, well! You certainly are quite a man!"

He responded, "You've got to keep that old motor running."

The nurse then said, "Well, you better change the oil. This one's black!"


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6 comments:

me said...

ads? in your posts? bit flash aint it?

Anonymous said...

Just trying it out. Google Ads made me about $20 in the last 2 years. Thought I'd try something else as well.

me said...

as much as that? what will you spend it on?

Anonymous said...

I was thinking about a trip to New York, or maybe a cruise in the Bahamas...

Jupiter's Girl said...

I am glad to know you made something. I clicked on one of the links once. You are most welcome for my contribution.

Anonymous said...

Your support, as always JG, is greatly appreciated. I shall send you a postcard when I've saved enough for my trip to New Zealand