Friday, May 18, 2007

Two Blondes With Hammers

Nina and Billie Jo were doing some carpentry work on a Habitat for Humanity house.
Nina, who was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch,
pull out a nail and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in.

Billie Jo, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, "Why are you throwing those nails away?"

Nina explained, "When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them have the head on the wrong end and I throw them away."

Billie Jo got completely upset and yelled, "You moron! Those nails aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house."

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