Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Bullfight Buffet

A man goes to Spain and attends a bullfight. Afterwards he goes to a nearby restaurant and orders the specialty of the day. The waiter brings him two very big balls on a huge plate, which the tourist eats with relish.

The next day he goes to the same restaurant again, once again orders the specialty of the day, and he is brought two very big balls on a huge plate. It tastes even more scrumptious.

The third day he does the same and the fourth, but on the fifth day he goes to the restaurant and orders the specialty of the day, and they bring him two very small balls on a big plate. The man asks, "What gives?"

And the waiter says, "Senor, the bullfighter doesn't always win!"

3 comments:

me said...

been busy, but so it seems have you!

Jupiter's Girl said...

Yes, definitely busy. It's an action-packed life. Not that interesting, mind you, but always something to do. I will have to listen into your chat one of these days. Post the link here, will you?

Anonymous said...

This reminds me of a part in a book I'm reading for class... there's this woman who helps her sons castrate their bulls, and fries the balls. Then she eats them while glaring at men.