Bang, You're Blonde
Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?
A blonde tried to shoot herself!
Blonde at the Doctor's
"Please remove your blouse and bra," says the doctor to the young blonde, placing his stethoscope around his neck.
When she is ready, the doc says, "Big breaths."
"Yeth," she replies, "and I'm only thixthteen!"
Blonde Mating Call
Q: What is the mating call of a blonde?
A: "I'm soooo drunk."