Thursday, July 05, 2007

Pinocchio and Splinters

One day Pinocchio came to Gepetto with a problem. "Every time I have sex with my girlfriend, she gets splinters. What can I do about this?"

Gepetto asked, "have you tried sandpaper?"

Pinocchio hadn't, so he went to try it.

"Pinnochio," said Gepetto a few weeks later, "how is the problem working out with your girlfriend?"

Said Pinnochio, "Girlfriend?! Who needs a girlfriend when you have sandpaper?"

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