Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Tarzan, King of the Elephant Trunk

Tarzan gets into a huge fight with a lion in the jungles of Africa. The lion is defeated, but not before it rips off Tarzan's arm, eye, and dick. Of course, Tarzan's jungle friends help him out by giving him the parts he needs -- the eye of an eagle, the arm of a gorilla, and an elephant trunk for a dick.

A while later, Cheeta the Chimp asks Tarzan how his new parts are working out for him.

"Tarzan like. With new eye, can see far. With new arm, Tarzan strong. But no like new wee-wee."

"Why's that?"

"It keep taking weeds and shoving in Tarzan's ass."

2 comments:

spleenal said...

actually funny.
I didn't think it would be but it was.

Jupiter's Girl said...

I would understand if no one thought the loss of an eye, arm and dick is funny. But one's appendage shoving grass up the ass, involuntarily??? What's not funny about that?

Signed,
Laughing with you, not AT you.