Thursday, June 26, 2008

Say it with a Mexican Accent

In an effort to expand our culture, these are the vocabulary words of the day. I hope you learn them and put them to good use.

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: WATER
My wife gets mad and I don't even know water
problem is!

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: BRIEF
My homie farted so bad, and I couldn't brief .

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: MUSHROOM
Yo', when all my familia gets in the car, there's not mushroom.

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: CHICKEN
My girlfriend wanted me to go to the store, but chicken go by herself.

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: LIVER & CHEESE
Some guy tried to sweet talk my woman. I told him, yo' loco, liver alone, cheese mine.

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: JULY
Ju tol me ju were goin to the store and July to me!
Julyer!

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: WAFER
I wanted to go with my mom to the flea market pero she didn't wafer me!

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: HERPES
I had some cake to share with my wife, this is my piece, this is herpes

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: TISSUE
I told you if you didn't know how to do it, I could tissue.

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: HARASSMENT
My old lady caught me in bed wit my lover so I said harassment nothing to me!

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: CASHEW
I was running after you but I couldn't cashew!

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: BISHOP
We went out to the club y mi vieja got drunk and fell down, so I had to pick the bishop.

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: JUICY
Hey man, I'm looking for Paco, tell me if juicy him!

1 comment:

Unknown said...

These are hilarious!!! Where might I be able to find the spanish words of the day?