Thursday, January 01, 2009

Top 10 things Overheard in Times Squares on New Year's Eve

1. I'm a New York public school graduate. What comes after 10, 9, 8?

2. Is Al Sharpton in a diaper really the best choice for Baby New Year?

3. Look at the fine detail. The workmanship. The craftsmanship. Dick Clark's face is amazing!

4. How much for the 9MM 'Noisemakers'?

5. Wow! Almost as much vomit as St. Patrick's Day!

6. Three...2...1... now give me your wallet!

7. Look -- on top of the ball. It's Andrew Giuliani!

8. Oh please let that be chowder all over my pant leg.

9. You know, Dr. Elders, 'Stroke of Midnight' is just an expression.

10. Auld Lang Syne This!

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