Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Walks into a bar...

A Native American walks into a bar with a cat, a bag of shit and a shotgun. He asks for a bottle of whiskey and immediately downs it. He throws the bag of shit up in the air, shoots it with his shotgun, and takes a big bite of the cat's ass.

The bartender asks, "Buddy, what the hell are you doing?"

The Native American responds, "I want to be like the white man: get drunk, shoot the shit and eat pussy."

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