Thursday, September 17, 2009

Ba Dumbump...

What's invisible and smells like carrots???
A: Bunny farts!

Where do you find a turtle with no arms and no legs?
A: Wherever you put it, dumbass.

What kind of fish does a dog catch?
A: Catfish.

What do you call 2 fleas on top of a bald head?
A: Homeless.

How do you get a hippopotamus in a mini-van?
A: Kick one of the elephants out.

Who do donkeys journey to the top of the mountain to see?
A: The Wiseass.

What goes moof?
A: A cow with buck teeth.

How do you talk to a fish?
A: You drop him a line.

What do you call a bunch of bunnies stepping backwards?
A: A receding hare line.

Why do gorillas have big noses?
A: Because they have big fingers

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