Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Holiday HO

Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull his pants down?
A: He heard the snowblower coming.

Q: Why doesn't Santa have any children?
A: Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down a chimney.

Q: Why did Santa have to have his balls removed?
A: Because he'd carried his sack over his shoulders one too many times.

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