Q: What do a man and a rollercoaster have in common?
A: You wait three hours for a two-minute ride
Q: What do you call a male strip club?
A: A cockpit
What do anniversaries and toilets have in common?
Men always miss both of them.
Why are women's wedding dress' colored white?
It already matches the kitchen appliances.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: That's not funny!
Why don't women need watches?
Because there's a clock on the stove.
How are men and parking spots the same?
All the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped!
When is a woman above a man?
When the kitchen is upstairs!
What did one undertaker say to the other?
Pass me another cold one!