Monday, March 27, 2006

Traffic Cop

I went to the shop the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes.

When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So, I went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a guy a break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires!

So I called him a piece of horse shit. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windscreen with the first.

Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.

With thanks to SafeTinspector for this one
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6 comments:

  1. Jupiter's Girl27 March, 2006 14:20

    That was funny.

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  2. Binty McShae28 March, 2006 01:20

    Straight out of an old British sitcom from the '50's, I do believe... Can't remember the name though.

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  3. Binty McShae28 March, 2006 01:20

    But still funny!

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  4. Kim Ayres28 March, 2006 08:10

    Even funnier if you know the owner of the car ;)

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  5. LindyK29 March, 2006 03:16

    Even funnier if you loathe the owner of the car... or if you once dated the owner of the car...

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  6. Kim Ayres29 March, 2006 08:20

    Is this one you're planning on trying out Lindy?

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