Deer Santa, I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. I'v ben a gud boy all yeer. Yer Friend, Billy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You...

Of course all of this came as a shock to me, on account of me believing in Santa. Guess I'm not getting any presents now ... There are a...

A couple was invited to a swanky masked Christmas Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, bein...