Friday, February 03, 2006

Viens a moi

Two Essex girls walk up to a perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle.

Sharon sprays it on her wrist and smells it, "That's quite nice innit, don't you fink Trace?"

"Yeah whats it called... 'Viens a moi'"

"Viens A Moi, what the f**k does that mean?"

At this stage the assistant offers some help. "Viens a moi, ladies is French for 'come to me' "

Sharon takes another sniff and offers her arm to Tracy again, saying "That don't smell like come to me Trace. Does it smell like cum to you?
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5 comments:

  1. fatmammycat03 February, 2006 13:26

    Ahahahahahaha, I'm stealing that one for later. Well played toots.

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  2. Tynna04 February, 2006 01:59

    hahhaa..Viens a moi indeed.:p...

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  3. Kim Ayres04 February, 2006 09:37

    I must admit I haven't checked to see if it really is French for 'come to me', but I don'tthink it realy matters

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  4. Anonymous04 February, 2006 22:04

    huh?...ohhh..

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  5. Gorilla Bananas06 February, 2006 20:53

    Oh, it was THIS one.

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