Monday, September 04, 2006

Project Manager's Assessment

Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independantly, without
wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and always
finishes given assignments on time. Often Bob takes extended
measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
vanity in spite of his high accomlishmants and profound
knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
classed as a high caliber employee, the type which cannot be
dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
sent away as soon as possible.

Project Manager.


A memo was soon sent, following the letter:


That stupid idiot was reading over my shoulder when I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly read every second line (i.e. 1,3,5,7,9 etc) for my true assessmant of him.

Regards,
Project Manager


With thanks to Cappuccino Kid for this one

6 comments:

me said...

wahey! check out the famous me!
booya!
funniest joke yet. or maybe that was.
thanks j.m.

Kim Ayres said...

You have arrived, CK. I think it's time for you to make up a certificate, frame it and hang it on your office wall to impress clients

me said...

if i had an office! or clients. or a wall.
bum!

Kim Ayres said...

Well if you've got a bum then you could use it as toilet paper

/77!cH3//3 said...

hahahaha.... i will show it to my engineer boyfriend.... =D

waiting for 5 to 8!!

Kim Ayres said...

/77!cH3//3 - I'm sure he'll enjoy them. Thanks for commenting on JokeMail. Would you like to exchange links?