Saturday, January 06, 2007

Back to Work 4

With thanks to Jupiter's Girl for these

Thursday, January 04, 2007

Back to Work 2

With thanks to Jupiter's Girl for these

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

More New Year Resolutions to Keep

Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.

Not date any of the Baywatch cast.

Take a vacation to someplace important: like, to see the largest ball of twine.

Not jump off a cliff just because everyone else did.

Not have eight children at once.

Get in a whole NEW rut!

Only wear jeans that are 2 sizes too small and use a chain or rope for a belt. Only wear white T-shirts with those fashionable yellow stains under the arms.

Spend my summer vacation in Cyberspace.

Create loose ends.

Get more toys.

Get further in debt.

Break at least one traffic law.

Not drive a motorized vehicle across thin ice.

Avoid transmission of inter-species diseases.

Avoid airplanes that spontaneously drop 1000 feet.

Not swim with pirhanas or sharks.

Associate with even worse business clients.

Spread out priorities beyond my ability to keep track of them.

Not take spaceship rides behind comets.

Not try to escape from a maximum security prison.

Wait around for opportunity.

Focus on the faults of others.

Mope about my faults.

Never make New Year's resolutions again.

Monday, January 01, 2007

New Year Resolutions

Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year and yet you never keep them? Here are some resolutions that you can actually accomplish! Enjoy! :-)

10. Read less.

9. I want to gain weight. Put on at least 30 pounds.

8. Stop exercising. Waste of time.

7. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.

6. Procrastinate more.

5. Drink. Drink some more.

4. Start being superstitious.

3. Spend more time at work.

2. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.

1. Take up a new habit: maybe smoking!

Sunday, December 31, 2006