The Pope was having a shower. Although he is very strict about the celibacy rules, he occasionally felt the need to exercise the right wrist, his was one of these occasions.
Just as he reached the Papal climax he saw a photographer taking a picture of the holy seed flying through the air.
"Hold on a minute" said the Pope. "You can't do that. You'll destroy the reputation of the Catholic Church."
"This picture is my lottery win" said the photographer. "I'll be financially secure for life."
So, the Pope offered to buy the camera off the photographer, and after lots of negotiation, they eventually arrived at a figure of two million quid.
The Pope then dried himself off, and headed off with his new camera. He met his housekeeper, who spotted the camera.
"That looks like a really good camera," she said, "how much did it cost you?"
"Two million quid" replied the Pope.
"TWO MILLION QUID!" said the housekeeper, "They must have seen you coming!"
5 comments:
JM, your gags just get better and better. I wish it wasn't so late, or else I'd be ringing people up telling them this one.
In similar vein:
What's white and shoots across the sky?
The coming of the Lord.
Maybe I should create a button people could put on their blog sites to click through to "Joke of the Day" or something
If you make it, they will come.
I'd put it up.
hehe pope goes POP!
Dr M, I'll give it some real thought now.
BF, I like it :)
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