Stages of a Woman
Below the age of 14, she is like Antartica, untouchable.
Between the ages of 14 and 17, she is like Africa, virgin and unexplored.
Between the ages of 18 and 30, she is like Asia, hot and exotic.
Between the ages of 30 and 45, she is like America, fully explored, breathtakingly beautiful and free with her resources.
Between the ages of 46 and 56, she is like Europe, exhausted but still has points of interest.
After 56, she is like Australia, everybody knows it's down there, but nobody gives a damn.