Saturday, October 29, 2005

Amazing Conclusion

1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.

2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING.

3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.

4. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.

5. The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.

6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is GOLF.

AMAZING CONCLUSION: The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.


the anti-barney said...

My sport of choice is Horseracing,
has penis size anything to do with it?

Kim Ayres said...

Nah, it's just to do with balls.

I'm not sure how big horse balls are, perhaps someone else would like to comment. My guess is that they are probably around the size of tennis balls, which would make you middle management.

the anti-barney said...

What about flavour then,I had some in Spain once and would kill a bull myself for another pair.

Kim Ayres said...

Horse balls or bull balls?

the anti-barney said...

Supposed to be Bulls but I'm no Gourmand.

El Barbudo said...

Surely it's to do with whether the anti-barney means his penis or the racing horse's penis.

the anti-barney said...

In my case its the same thing,but
I was'nt going to mention that.

Dr Maroon said...

How is it that no matter the subject, it always comes back to the size of our bits? Being big is no advantage. I've gone through two previous Mrs Maroons because they had difficulty with my girth, and it's hellish when workmates stare at it in the toilets.