Thursday, December 22, 2005

Christmas stamps

A woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas card envelopes.

She says to the clerk, "May I have 70 Christmas stamps?"

The clerk says, "What denomination?"

The woman says, "God help us. Has it come to this? Give me 8 Catholic, 12 Episcopalian, 8 Methodist, 9 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran and 22 Baptists."


the anti-barney said...

Surely there would've been more catholic stamps,what have you got against catholics ?

Anonymous said...

When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker's circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work. One night, as Einstein and his chauffeur were driving to yet another rubber-chicken dinner, Einstein mentioned to his chauffeur, a man who somewhat resembled Einstein in looks and manner, that he was tired of speechmaking. "I have an idea, boss," his chauffeur said. "I've heard you give this speech so many times. I'll bet I could give it for you." Einstein laughed loudly and said, "Why not? Let's do it!" When they arrived at the dinner, Einstein put on the chauffeur's cap and jacket and sat in the back of the room. The chauffeur gave a beautiful rendition of Einstein's speech and even answered a few questions expertly. Then, an extremely pompous professor asked a confusing and difficult question about anti-matter formation, digressing here and there to let everyone in the audience know that he was nobody's fool. Without missing a beat, the chauffeur fixed the professor with a stare and said, "Sir, the answer to that question is so simple that I will let my chauffeur answer it for me."

Kim Ayres said...

She obviously lived in a more baptist dominated community anti-barney.

sexybeauty, I think this is the first time you've commented here, so welcome. I've caught your comments on other blogs I like to visit.

Great story about Einstein.

Great name too. Do you live up to it?

Anonymous said...


Foot Eater said...

Fuck religion.

Happy Christmas, by the way, and I've just linked to you.

Kim Ayres said...

Care to elaborate with a description sexybeauty?

Happy Christmas to you too, foot eater. I have returned the link