Santa jumps down the chimney of this house and begins putting the gifts under the tree. Sensing that someone is watching him, Santa turns around to find the lady of the house coming towards him in a scanty negligee`.
She moves towards him, putting her arms around his neck and moving close. She
asks, "Santa, won't you stay awhile?"
Santa says, "HO HO HO, gotta go, gotta get the toys to the kids, ya know!"
The lady then begins nibbling on Santa's ear and running her hands up and down his back, saying, "Santa, you sure you got to go?"
He says again, "HO HO HO, gotta go, gotta go, gotta get the toys to the kids, ya know!"
Stepping away from him, this beatiful lady removes the lingerie and standing naked in front of him she pleads, "Santa, please stay awhile."
He says,"HEY, HEY, HEY, Guess I'll stay, I can't get up the chimney with my dick
THIS way!!!!"
2 comments:
he he he..oops.ho ho ho..
Hey hey hey!
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