A village postman is retiring after 40 years on the job. As he goes around the houses on his last delivery, he is presented with wonderful gifts by every family.
He finally arrives at the blonde's house, who greets him at the door wearing some sexy underwear. She drags him inside, up the stairs, and makes wild, passionate love to him.
After that, they go downstairs, and she makes him a full english breakfast. She also gives him a crisp five pound note. Afterwards, he asks her why she had just done what she did.
"I told my husband you were retiring, and that everyone in the village was giving you a gift," she expained.
"He said, 'F**k him, give him a fiver.' The breakfast was my idea..."
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