A man takes his wife to the live stock show. They start heading down the alley that houses all the bulls.The sign on the first bulls stall states:
"This bull mated 50 times last year."
The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, isn't that nice!"
They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 65 times last year."
The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year, that is over 5 times a month. You could learn from this one!"
They proceed to the last bull and his sign says: "This bull mated 365 times last year."
The wifes mouth drops open and says, "WOW He mated 365 times last year, that is ONCE A DAY!!!!!! You could really learn from this one."
The fed up man turns to his wife and says "Go up and inquire if he had to do it with the same cow every day."
4 comments:
Tarrrarrrah! I love it. I'm saving these for the next time we actualy go out among the living to a bar of an evening and have a drink among friends etc. VG
that was mean..men!
A definite split in the sexes to this one - I wonder why...?
Don't worry, I'm sure there'll be another male bashing joke before long.
Be fair blackfeline... Jokey posts plenty where the men are the butt of the jokes - didn't hear any complaining then...
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