If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
There is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.
There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday... around age 11.
Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
2 comments:
Hahaha!! Very insightful indeed.
The sleeping pill and laxatives is something you'll never do a 2nd time
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