Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away - Florida or the moon?"
The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida?????"
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A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"
She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
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A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife, Susie, something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decided to buy her a cell phone.
He showed her the phone and explained to her all of its features. Susie was excited to receive the gift and simply adored her new phone. The next day Susie went shopping. Her phone rang and, to her astonishment, it was her husband on the other end.
"Hi Susie," he said, "how do you like your new phone?"
Susie replied, "I just love it! It's so small and your voice is clear as a bell, but there's one thing I don't understand though..."
"What's that, sweetie?" asked her husband.
"How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?"
4 comments:
ok i really think i need to dye my hair black now!
I don't think they were talking about me; and maybe not you, her indoors. It's the other blondes that give us a bad name. They're so innocent.
whammy. back on form.
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