A pirate walked into a bar, and the barman said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" said the pirate. "I feel fine."
"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well, we were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine, now."
"Well, ok, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"
"We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really."
"What about that eye patch?"
"Oh, one day, we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."
"You're kidding," said the barman, "you couldn't lose an eye just from some bird shit."
"It was my first day with the hook."
10 comments:
This blog's a hoot! Will be visiting regularly so keep those jokes comin'. (^,^)
I linked you up. Hope ya don't mind.
Thanks Hitori - I have returned the link :)
I'm hooked! I think your blog's great!
I finally figured out how to link you. Hope you don't mind.
Thanks Lost - I've returned the link to you too :)
Another clean one I can tell the wee folks. Thanks, JM.
Or, is it wee folk? Singular.
you could try webgrammar
Folk. It's a plural. I don't know what the singular of folk is though...
fok
oops! ohmigod!
hehhehe and the singular of folk is hilarious JM..
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