There was this Biker Couple that had been married for 20 years.
Every time they made love the Old Biker always insisted on shutting off the lights.
Well, after 20 years his Ol' Lady felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him of this crazy habit.
So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down ... and saw her husband was holding a battery operated pleasure device ... a vibrator ... soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
She goes completely ballistic. "You impotent fake," she screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"
The Old Biker looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy, if you explain the kids."
2 comments:
good comeback!
There's so much that's left unsaid in that one!
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