MARY HAD A LITTLE PIG,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little bastard.
MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread
JACK AND JILL Went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son.
HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun,
Then died of electric shock.
GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
And when the boys came out to play,
He kissed them as well - he was funny that way.
THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good, she was very, very good.
But when she was bad...
She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront flat and a sports car.
5 comments:
thats just so funny, cheers for the laughs
little boy blue,
come blow your horn.
the cows in the meadow,
the sheep in the corn.
the farmer is chasing,
in wellies and mack,
he's got a horn too,
so don't turn your back.
baa baa black sheep,
have you any wool?
of course i have,
you think this is fucking leather?
georgie porgy pudding and pie,
kissed the girls and made them cry.
when the boys came out to play,
he kissed them too,
he's funny that way.
they ok for ya?
Mary had a little lamb
She also had a duck.
She put them on the mantelpiece
To see if they would... fall off.
Lady DTD - you didn't tell me you'd linked to me! Lucky I noticed - I've returned the link!
Cappy - I think you'll find I'd already put up the 3rd one.
Foot Eater - I've put the one you sent me last week up today. Cheer's mate, it's a beaut!
yeah i noticed after. i was ahlf asleep as usual!
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