Q) What's the best form of birth control after 50?
(A) Nudity
(Q) What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
(A) 45 lbs
(Q) What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
(A) 45 minutes
(Q) What's the fastest way to a man's heart?"
(A) Through his chest with a sharp knife.
(Q) What do you call a smart blonde?
(A) A golden retriever
(Q) Why did OJ Simpson move to W. Virginia?
(A) Everyone has the same DNA.
(Q) What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
(A) A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the
cage along with a recipe.
(Q) What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
(A) A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time". A southern fairytale begins
"Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit.
2 comments:
Love that about the Southern Zoo. That would be true of us here in Louisiana. Those Cajuns know how to make a sauce that goes with any dead, cooked animal flesh. I kid you not. There was a cook-off for nutria dishes in the recent past. NUTRIA!!! It's no wonder I am vegetarian. It is a wonder more people aren't.
I'd never heard of nutria before - had to google it. Looks like a cross between a beaver and a rat.
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